untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

(via cracklord)

eatpussylivehappy:

when someone you think is super attractive likes your selfieimage

(via phobias)

cataclysmicmelody:

wishful-thinkment:

justforthearticles:

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.

"Regulars" makes me feel like a bar-tender…

Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.

"…what’s troubling you, kid?"

That’s basically how it is

(via lindsaylately)